Thursday, May 27, 2010

Nature shots





Nature shots are so fun to take, but what do you do with them once you have them? Nobody wants to look at pictures with no people in them unless it's freaky deep sea animals or puppies. Regardless, we force our friends and family to admire them, as though a 5 by 7 photograph will give them any sense of what it was like to be there. Let's face it-when you're there in person, nature is magical and muddy and fun. When you're not there, it's boring and muddy and forgettable. That's why I have to go outside everyday. To remind myself.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

My Kitchen is a Grocery Store



Some of our scavenges: a mirror, chair, table, box of tissues, and princess trash can. Photo by Rachel Salois


One week ago, Allyson made a Facebook event called “Give us your leftovers” in which, people would give us all their food when they moved out, and, in turn, we would give a coupon for a free hug (expires June 1st). We were clear about what we wanted: everything except used toilet paper, moldy things, pet fish, and Cheese Wiz.

We had no idea that by making this event, Allyson and I would be the proud owners of 9 salad dressings, 3 jars of peanut butter, 4 containers of salt, a princess trash can, a multi-colored Christmas lights rope, a television, and 3 mega-boxes of instant mashed potatoes. Our cupboards and fridge are literally exploding with food. (No joke: a stick of butter just dove for Allyson’s foot when she tried to put away the pasta salad a few minutes ago. We were able to subdue it and get it back in the shelf with some effort.)

Clearly this is a tribute to the generosity of our friends, and to their love of buying mashed potato flakes and not eating them (perhaps a wise choice—what are they made of?). Thank you!

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Dogs in Rain Jackets Driving Dirt Bikes


Photo by Rachel Salois










You know those crazy people who dress up their dogs in rain jackets, and think that dogs can actually taste the difference between name-brand and store-brand kibbles, and refer to other people’s dogs by family relation, (such as, “Isn’t this dog Snuggie adorable? I just bought it for my step-grand-dog, Poochie.”)

I realized a few days ago I am one of them. Sort of.

Last summer I got a plant named Shorty. Shorty is a six-inch tall fir tree with three branches. He lives in a terra cotta pot with his companion, a plastic penguin. He is easy going, reliable, and doesn’t make a fuss if you don’t water him over the weekend.

After Shorty, there were more: an orchid, a Chinese elm bonsai, two grapefruit trees, and “the salad bar” which is the windowsill garden in our apartment. Over the past nine months I have collected nine plants.

I am obsessed with them. I graze them with my fingers every day, checking for dead leaves. I buy them fancy soil. I tell people long stories about them. I bring them with me when I travel. And if they all died, I might cry.

When my fish, Ramone, died last year, I didn’t cry. When we thought my cat, Milo, died I didn’t cry, (which is good because she had actually just run away for a few weeks.) So what is it about plants that makes me in love with them?

Most of the reason is their personality. Most pets are needy and expensive: food, haircuts, liver medicine. But plants are practical. All of their necessities cost approximately $0. Like me, plants are quiet and methodical in the morning when I water them. They grow in funny and unexpected ways. Sometimes they spurt up quick and sometimes they lose all their leaves in a week.

My plants make me who I am. They’re not very valuable and I have about 12 years to wait until I pick my first fresh grapefruit, but I wouldn’t be the same without them.

When you think about it, everyone has an obsession. My dad is obsessed with dirt bikes. Normally, he is a very frugal spender. He only buys jeans if they cost less than $20. But every year when we ask him what he would like for his birthday he says, “oh, don’t worry about it. I’ve already ordered an exhaust pipe from Motor World.”

My sister spends her money on plane tickets. My best friend, Allyson, is a crazy dog person. (The difference between rain-jacket-dog-people and Allyson, though, is that Allyson doesn’t like dogs because they give her an excuse to buy dog-purses. She likes them because they offer her an uncomplicated type of companionship that people simply can’t replicate.)

In reality, we all have our obsessions. They’re ridiculous and illogical and they’re frustrating when no one else truly understands them, but they make us happy. And since they are so misunderstood by the rest of the world, they depend on us to defend them.